How would you spend the summer if we could launch your new website by September?

Would you spend your free time growing another aspect of your business? Go on a spontaneous weekend getaway with the kids? Or binge watch that one Netflix show everyone's been saying you must see?

You've earned a break. Let us take one BIG task off your summer to-do list.

Welcome to The Unicorn Launch Pad : a two-month website summer camp!

We'll take your website copy and photos, use our skills to make 'em sparkle, and build you a customized Squarespace website before summer ends.

By early July, we'll have everything we need to get started. That means you can keep your summer vacation plans while we unicorns work our magic.

Here's what you get

Sure, a standard Squarespace template is nice. But if you spend your summer with us, you'll get a fully customized template that has real marketing brains behind it. Plus, we'll set up everything so that managing your new website is easy breezy.

You’ll also get:

  • A one-year Squarespace subscription.

  • A creative director to oversee your website design.

  • A dedicated project manager to keep things on track.

  • An eagle-eyed copy editor to finesse your words.

  • A technical advisor to assist with your launch.

  • Access to a campers-only Facebook group with exclusive training sessions and marketing tips from actual unicorns!!!


From now until June 20, you can apply for a spot in our very first group of campers at a special early bird price of $4000 (plus HST).

After that, registration will cost $5000 (plus HST).   

Sign up today to save!

Wanna summer with us?

This summer, we're taking on 10 campers.

Complete the application at the bottom of this page to see if you’re the right fit. We’ll get back to you by June 30 to let you know if you've been accepted.

The Unicorn Launch Pad is NOT for you if:

  • You're looking for Shopify integration.
    Online stores require a particular kind of magic. Contact us to learn more!

  • You need a new brand and/or logo.
    While logo design isn't included, we'll take steps to elevate and enhance your existing brand.         

  • You don't agree with the Rebel Warning.
    If this technicoloured website of ours didn't tip you off already, it should be obvious that we have pretty bold opinions. Our rebellion is unapologetically homophobic-free, racist-free, and sexist-free. We stand for women's rights, in any way they ask for them. We believe medical care is a given, not a privilege. We don't like Trump. If any of this upsets you, we ask that you find another agency to work with, and have a wonderful day!

  • You believe the earth is flat.
    Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Your budget may be modest, but that doesn't make your business any less important.

Your story is too brilliant to keep hidden from the rest of the world. So why wait? Come summer with us!